This week, we talk about owl food, Kim Kardashian’s NPR appearance, and the cinematic boob-to-peen ratio. We also create simple quizzes to help you answer some of the toughest questions of the day, like whether you’re actually black and to what extent marriage equality is oppressing you. And of course, we make up some words.

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